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WELCOME TO EL FUCKERY GARAGE

YOUR DESTINATION FOR 3 AM BRAINSTORMS OF CAR RELATED CHAOS & MORE

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SERVICES

WHAT FUCKERY WE CAN OFFER

CAR REPAIRS

General Repairs & Restoration Services 

CUSTOM DESIGNWORK

COOL MERCH & LOCAL CAR MEET INFO

We offer a variety of custom-made artwork & accessories to give your car a personalized touch.

Cool hand created El Fuckery Garage Themed Merch including offering custom merchandise for your own brand- Local Texas Based Car Meet /Show Information Listings 

OUR WORK

Current Project- 1928 Ford Model A

Cool Cars are like Lays Or Pringles , Whatever - You Can't just have one! Right ?

ABOUT US

ABOUT EL FUCKERY GARAGE

El Fuckery Garage is your ultimate destination for car enthusiasts. Our team is passionate about preserving the beauty and heritage of classic automobiles. With a dedication to quality craftsmanship, we strive to provide an exceptional experience for all car enthusiasts.

It started like any good business background story- With a drunken 3 AM marketplace find of a 1928 Ford Model A for sale.

Sounded like a good between jobs project so off we went to purchase it and pick up over the next few days.

Was a good base to work with because we prefer something a little more ... edgy. 

So now its being rebuilt by our crazy hands from the ground up and we are taking ya'll along for the ride.

And side quests.

Lots of side quests.

Its a project car we would eventually like to show up at meets with in true Mad Max fashion but alas we need funds to keep the garage lights burning. 

So here we are to peddle our crazy ideas of merch we are branding on EVERYTHING.

Even yo mamas fancy holiday shark coochie board. 

Bike Specialty Custom LED Design Work

We are also proud to offer Custom LED installs for bikes of all makes and kinds - Working with our favorite partner LEDGLOW we install the best glow kit on any budget.

CONTACT

VISIT US
Or Don't.. It's Cool.
We have vodka and cats up in here so ...your missing a good time I promise.

Address available to the cool kids club only. 

(PS THATS YOU)
Email: Kathleen@elfuckerygarage.com
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 HOURS AND STUFF

Just Like Lego Batman- 

We go hard 24:7 / 365 at a million percent.

We don't sleep- How else would we have 3 AM Cool Car Brainstorm Meetings?

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